HBO, should i write them an open letter too, ya think ? Options

[abbe]

see i was having lunch with "snax" the other day, and i was telling her the story how just that very morning i was brushing my teeth in the mirror and suddenly this thought popped into my head like ah hahh ahaa i should just go ahead and write HBO an open letter too. like:

dearest HBO,
can't help but notice you all up in my grill lately. just wanted to say hi ! and: call me !

i'm totally easy.


love you to death,
abbe
xoxo



you know. something like that.




snax said i should.

and then she got me wasted on two bottles of wine (white). at LUNCH. the girl is out of her mind

[abbe]

oh snax said she knows something about hollywood production thingies. so she started throwing all these crazy number quotes at me like "peoples spend blah blah billions of their disposable income on like two forms of entertainment and that's movies and restaurants"

or something like that.

i'm sure the MONEYMAN knows what she means.

apparently that's supposed to go in the letter too. feel free to shout out the answer if ya got it

[Dick Johnson]

dearest HBO,
can't help but notice you all up in my grill lately. just wanted to say hi ! and: call me !

i'm totally easy. I look good naked, and I'm an animal in bed.


love you to death,
abbe
xoxo

Much more effective.

[VANILLA ICE]

dearest HBO,
can't help but notice you all up in my grill lately. just wanted to say hi ! and: call me !

i'm totally easy.

love you to death,
abbe
xoxo

I GIVZ THE BEST BLOWJOB YOU DONE NEVER HAD. I BE SUCKIN' LIKE I'M LOOKIN' FOR DA ANTIDOTE. BELEE' DAT SHIT. WORD.

HOLLA BACK NIGGA,
MC SLIM DIAZ
-xxx-

[Dick Johnson]

LOL.

In that case, you would also have to change the " " to " "

[jo]

Be sure you give them this link >> http://pxthis.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=112

And this one >> http://pxthis.invisionzone.com/index.php?s...c=100&st=20

If it gets you a pitch meeting, be sure to squeeze your nipples until they're hard, right before you go in. And look fuckable.

[Dick Johnson]

Be sure you give them this link >> http://pxthis.invisionzone.com/index.php?showtopic=112

And this one >> http://pxthis.invisionzone.com/index.php?s...c=100&st=20

Maybe HBO wants something juicier.

Tell them you've fucked your way up the ladder, through every hot restaurant in town. But it was so worth it, bceause now you're the "Former Maitre d' to the Stars".

Then try to "lose" a sex video, of you with the Grasshopper Wrap King.

[abbe]

If it gets you a pitch meeting, be sure to squeeze your nipples until they're hard, right before you go in. And look fuckable.

eehee hee hee heee. nice

you're the fucking "publicist" why don't you squeeze YOUR goddamned nipples

[abbe]

In that case, you would also have to change the " " to " " "

wouldn't " " be better than " "

a happy blowjob is a better blowjob, no ?

[angel]

dearest HBO,
can't help but notice you all up in my grill lately. just wanted to say hi ! and: call me !

But then you would have to send one to Viacom also.

[abbe]

But then you would have to send one to Viacom also.

high five, EagleEye.
there may very well be a successful future for you in "PR" after all.

alls ya have to do now is break into my home to "steal" my sex video and then conveniently "lose" it in the lobby of 1515 Broadway.






[ psst i could be wrong but i think Viacom owns HBO ]

[Don Logan]

My boy DOMINIC CHIANESE JR. can hook you up.
He's got mad connects at HBO.
All you need is the front money.

[Dick Johnson]

My boy DOMINIC CHIANESE JR. can hook you up.
He's got mad connects at HBO.
All you need is the front money.

LOL.

thu 10.12:
.... and sorrrrry but i don't feel too badly anyways. because frikkin dominic-chianese.jr owes me 200 fucking bucks. and i don't want to say he "conned" me out of my $ or anything like that cuz i'm a big girl and i should have totally known better. but ummm he kinda did-- he was dangling HBO in my face like a big juicy carrot saying he is such the big-willie with them [i even bought him dinner at Matsuri to listen to his bullshit!], and then in the next breath he is asking to "borrow" 200bucks to get his car out of impound because "the bank is closed right now." and so now every time i see him he is crying some sob story and then he runs away. i think that's a pretty sleazy thing to do.
what the hells is his problem can i ask you.

okay whatever, two sides to every story, i get it. but something is so not right with that boy....

http://pxthis.com/oct25-06.html

This post has been edited by Dick Johnson: May 5 2007, 11:55 AM

[Dick Johnson]

you're the fucking "publicist" why don't you squeeze YOUR goddamned nipples

Yeah, what kind of publicist are you, anyway?

If i was Abbe's publicist, I would Lizzie Grubman my twat all over Hulk Hogan, Rupert Murdoch and Graydon Carter. All for the glory of PX This!

Viva la revolucion!

[Dick Johnson]

high five, EagleEye.
there may very well be a successful future for you in "PR" after all.

alls ya have to do now is break into my home to "steal" my sex video and then conveniently "lose" it in the lobby of 1515 Broadway.

I'll do it! For free, I won't even charge you.

If Angel wants a successful future in PR, she'll be too busy plowing people over in her SUV.

[Dick Johnson]

If i was Abbe's publicist, I would Lizzie Grubman my twat all over Hulk Hogan, Rupert Murdoch and Graydon Carter. All for the glory of PX This!

Oh, whoops, I meant Sumner Redstone, not Rupert Murdoch.

Ah, fuck it, throw in Murdoch too. What the hell - it can't hurt.

[jo]

Yeah, what kind of publicist are you, anyway?

If i was Abbe's publicist, I would Lizzie Grubman my twat all over Hulk Hogan, Rupert Murdoch and Graydon Carter. All for the glory of PX This!

Viva la revolucion!

That's why I'm a "publicist" in quotation marks, and not a Publicist with a capital "P."

[Inkslinger]

Then try to "lose" a sex video, of you with the Grasshopper Wrap King.

Cute couple. Good tippers.

[john.smith]

Oh, whoops, I meant Sumner Redstone, not Rupert Murdoch.

Ah, fuck it, throw in Murdoch too. What the hell - it can't hurt.

might work with abbe.........he likes asian girls....................

[snax]

My boy DOMINIC CHIANESE JR. can hook you up.
He's got mad connects at HBO.
All you need is the front money.

You don't need front money. That's a joke, right? HBO doesn't need ANYONE'S money to make anything - they already GOT all the money.

You go in and pitch to the right peeps at HBO and they buy your idea, that's
how it works. HBO PRODUCTIONS. Or you pitch to another production company and they bring it to HBO.


there's actually a tier system where you get paid for a treatment, then an outline, then a draft, blah blah...



Be patient Abbe - it takes people time to wake up to OBVIOUSLY good ideas - ESPECIALLY peeps in Hollywood.
They need a goddamn marching band stomping past their beds till they wake the hell up. Or else they need to see ten other people do the same idea first.

But HBO does good stuff.....even though they were even nervous about The Sopranos before that was an obvious success.


All the peeps biting on you and thanking you for blazing the trail will help point them in the right direction while they're looking high and low for the next new thing. They're looking - they pay people to look. YOO HOO!!! OVER HERE!!!!

(anyways, we were fine with the two botttles of wine at lunch - it was the cocktails at the Waverly that were too much....I don't even remember saying goodbye to you or how I got home...I remember Igor's moustache though...was I playing with it???)

This post has been edited by snax: May 6 2007, 08:51 PM