QUOTE (virgo @ May 6 2008, 12:23 PM)

that must be one of the best backhanded fluff pieces i have ever read. brilliant.
LOL.BETH LANDSMAN: So, tell us, what exactly are your multiple responsibilities? It's incredible,
two at the same time, and yet you seem so
unfazed! You must be so
busy, planning all the business strategies!
LOIS FRIEDMAN: No, we have CEO's, CFO's and attorneys for that.
BL: The design of the spaces then?
LF: No, we have expensive architects like Richard Meier and Jacques Garcia for that.
BL: The handling and training of the staff then?
LF: No, we have Human Resources, Service Coordinators and Floor Managers for that.
BL: Daily Operations?
LF: No, we have GM's for that.
BL: Uh, food and beverage?
LF: No, we have a Beverage Director for that. And Executive Chefs, as well as Chef de Cuisines, of course.
BL: Dealing with the clientele, maybe?
LF: No, we have Maitre d's and Reservationists, as well as Open Table, for that.
BL: I see. So, uh, what is it you're doing again, exactly? Aside from prancing around in your Dior?
LF: Hey! I had to pick out the earrings! The staff is just too stupid to do it for themselves!