yah so. last night was kinda fascinating-- i got to sit in on an enthralling discussion between two prominent restaurateurs who both have busy popular eateries.
and after a whole mess of heated badinage about the DCA, the DOB, the DOH etc, it culminated with the realization: "YAH, how come there's no official Restaurant Association?!"
[david-rabin's Nightlife Assoc doesn't really extend to restaurants. and the speculation was he may be trying to "get out" anyways, cuz "they probably WORE HIM DOWN."]
apparently, there is a NY State Restaurant Association, but one quick perusal of their website reveals it's kinda a little wack, and doesn't really cater to the certain needs of a particular kind of dining establishment or whatever.
but anyhoo like for example-- one anecdote i was able to contribute to the conversation was the story of how the DCA shut down a restaurant for three days. the violation? setting out two tables in front of the premises for smokers (in DECEMBER) while the sidewalk permit was technically in process of renewal.
benches alone, mind you, would have been okay. two tables WITHOUT chairs-- also okay. tables WITH chairs however "indicates an intent to serve." (in DECEMBER. whatever!)
the punishment? not a warning, not a monetary FINE, oh no. shutting down the establishment for three days and posting a sign: "these premises have been closed for operating without a permit."
furthermore, the punishment REQUIRED no other signage be posted to provide ANY further information to patrons, employees, etc-- no information providing details AT ALL (not even when the restaurant would reopen) were allowed.
now
when you think about it, who benefits from this ?
- not the employees, for sure.
- definitely not the state-- three days of lost sales tax, and NO FINE to be paid. (but the taxpayers DID pay for the visit by DCA, the legwork, the paperwork... blah blah blaah).
- probably not the neighborhood-- closed/abandoned storefronts are never a good thing, not to mention: what, no fucking malfatti?! bogus!
kinda stupid when you think about it, no ?
another great part of the discussion was the questionable righteousness of empowering ANONYMOUS complainers with the 311 system.
costs to the state of running 311 : $4.5million dollars. mmhmmp-- sounds like a bargain, right ?
sure. until you take into account abuses to the system. ohhh like say: disgruntled former employees making false claims about "rats" for example. an anonymous complaint such as this evidently warrants FIVE DOH VISITS IN SIX WEEKS. and although NOT ONE visit uncovers ANY violation, somehow the state thinks it's okay to keep spending taxpayers' money to continually visit the premises, simply because an ANONYMOUS CALLER keeps whining.
lovely, isn't it?
and there was a whole mess of engrossing chitchat about "Vacate Premises" orders and "Stop Work" orders etc etc etc. i mean--
did you know that even if a Stop Work order is declared "not rightfully instituted" it can still take months and months (over a year even!) to rescind the order just because of red tape and paperwork and bureaucracy bullshit?
in the meantime, this is essentially months and months and months of peoples NOT being given employment opportunities and the state NOT being able to collect multiples of thousands of sales tax dollars.
an additional beef is: "why torture the small businessperson? do you have any idea the kind of shit BIG corporations are allowed to get away with?!... anonymous 311 callers are allowed to complain about noise or crowds or drunkenness, but wasn't it giuliani who wanted to build a yankee stadium and now bloomberg who wants to build a jets stadium on the west side of manhattan?!"
one restaurateur evidently paid tens of thousands of dollars "to install soundproof windows on an apartment hundreds of feet away" and STILL has to contend with complaints and constant calls to 311 from the same person.
ANYHOO
these two awesome prominent restaurateurs are "totally on board" to help form a restaurant/smallbiz coalition. they are planning to look for attorneys to help lobby for change, so if you know anybody-- holla.
oh but they don't want just any bored unemployed self-serving flunkies. they want influential bulldog no-shit-taking type candidates. hhahahaaahha
"what would it cost?" "how much would we need to raise?" "I'LL GLADLY PAY MY PART." <--- these are direct quotes.
oh and i take it they also want peoples to consider leading the association of restaurateurs, because somehow i get the feeling they both are worried they may be too busy to dedicate the amount of time and energy needed for leadership.
in any case
think about it, mutherfukkers.
